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"Ode to an odd dog."
The world does
not lack for dogs with style. In fact, since few dogs actually do what
they were originally bred to do, it might be said that most have far
more style than function as fashion accessories. Which is what more
and more urban dogs are (leaving aside the wet noses, wagging tails,
and adoring stares). Some dogs are classically effective. Just like
the trilby or the trench coat.
Could there be anything more elegant than the Borzoi? More well-descended
than the King Charles Spaniel or more dignified and druidic than the
Irish Wolfhound?The list goes on. ( If closets were kennels, you could
have an impeccable wardrobe of haute couture canines.)
Ironically, what the world does seem to lack is dogs with true animal
magnetism. Being creatures at the mercy of fashion, dogs have through
the centuries suffered a certain loss of significance. They're still
noble, loyal, affectionate, true blue and all that, but domestication
has clearly robbed them of the primeval presence they once had.
For one breed, however, there has been no loss of presence- of fundamental
dogness- despite all the, me Tarzan you Fido trade-offs of modern life.
This dog, starkly simple in design, basic to the point of being generic,(
part bowwow part Bauhaus) by turns awesome and absurd, medieval and
arf moderne, very dog of very dogs, the Ur cur incarnate, is the Bull
Terrier.
As an object, the Bull Terrier evokes the kind of feeling cherished
by automotive designers, movie stars, politicians, and others with a
keen interest in arousing instant deep primal recognition. Even if you've
never seen a Bull Terrier, somehow you know one when you see one. There
is something elemental about the breed, some vestige of the Big Bark
of creation: it looks like the model from which more elaborate dog forms
evolved.
The first Bull Terrier I ever saw ( other than in the movies Oliver!
and Patton) was on the beach at Malibu in the early seventies. Muscular,
stolid, dour as an actuary, he stood as motionless as a plaster lawn
ornament, staring at his owner with little black eyes. Eventually, the
man put down his Wall Street Journal, stood up, hefted a rock the size
of a volley-ball and threw it as far as he could toward the water. For
half an hour, the Bull Terrier rolled the stone up the beach with his
nose until he arrived back at his masters side, then waited patiently
for the whole Sisyphean ordeal to begin again.
I knew then that I was seeing a breed like no other. About equal parts
Rex the Wonder dog and Tyrannosaurus Rex.
For all its ancient, unevolved appearance, the Bull Terrier is a relative
newcomer, and the product of determined breeding-more than I can say
for most of my other friends. Invented ( if that's the word) in the
1850's by James Hinks of Birmingham, England. The Bull Terrier was a
significant escalation in the ongoing arms race among the owners of
fighting dogs. Hinks started with a "bull and terrier", a
feisty, but none too user friendly creature that had resulted from mixing
bulldogs with almost any terrier. Bull and terriers were deadly in the
pits, but as Hinks son Carleton later wrote, "their appearance
was deadly against them."
To improve both the looks and temperament of the dogs Hinks mixed in
a white English terrier and Dalmatian. Another breeder at the time claimed
that various pointers, greyhounds, and even whippets were thrown into
the cocktail shaker. But breeding at the time was far more pragmatic
than scientific. So the exact ingredients are unclear. What is clear
is that the dog that resulted from Hink's meddling is far more than
the sum of it's parts.
Because the new dog in town was pure white and perhaps a bit more refined
looking for the devotees of blood sports, the word was they didn't have
what it took in the pits. Hinks proceeded to match his forty pound Puss
against a famous fighter who weighed in at sixty pounds. In a long,
evidently awesome bout, Puss dispatched her opponent and went on not
long afterwards to win honors at one of the most important dog shows
of the day.
With form and function so handsomely intertwined, the Bull Terrier-
nicknamed the "White Cavalier" by London swells, became one
of the most popular dogs in England around 1900. Then, as now, the dog
had a combination of clout and
ecalat that must have appealed mightily to gentlemen intent on cutting
a flawlessly correct figure.
Today, although Bull Terriers are as visually appealing as ever and
( with their fighting days over) playful and even-tempered ( unless
a breeder is being lazy or greedy) they are no longer popular by numerical
standards. According to the latest A.K.C. figures, only 1,191 Bull Terriers
were registered in 1984, compared with the vast herd of nearly 95, 000
cocker spaniels.
This relative rarity is to a great extent the result of careful breeding
and the lack of interest among most reputable breeders in having Bull
Terriers all over the place. Winkie MacKay-Smith, a veteran Virginia
breeder whose dog Benson
(a white Bull Terrier) won top honors at the prestigious Westminster
show in New York City in 1983, is a firm believer in keeping the breed
at a controllable level. "A tremendous number of people who see
Bull Terriers want to have one," she says. "But only a fraction
of a percent of the population can cope with one. A Bull Terrier is
like a kid in a dog suit, which can be charming; the trouble is, not
everybody is equipped to handle a kid in a dog suit."
Bull Terrier owners trade war stories the way veterans of the Battle
of Britain discuss action over the Channel. All the characteristics
and physical equipment that made them successful fighters remain on
call to give new luster to the term "bad dog": jaws more like
those of a great white shark than a short white dog. Strength at 9.5
on the Godzilla scale, and the awful tenacity of the IRS.
Their single-mindedness makes Bull Terriers very hard to train, the
sit-up- and- beg-roll- over- and- shake- hands- good dog- routines are
a Bull Terriers idea of nothing to do. Worse, while most dogs have a
fairly well choreographed series of steps between peaceful coexistance
and war, Bull Terriers are like certain scary customers in bars. They
have an off/on button; either they are not fighting, or they are fighting.
And if they are fighting, it is very serious business.
Most Bull Terriers, however, would just as soon not fight. (Pit bulls,
another breed sometimes mistakenly thought of as Bull Terriers are far
more inclined to mix it up) Yet the dog's macho image can bring out
the worst in people. Mrs. MacKay-Smith recalls that when the t.v. series
Baa Baa Black Sheep portrayed Robert Conrad as a tough Marine pilot
with a Bull Terrier named "Meatball", she got phone calls
from "completely off the wall characters who had to have one. Men
who wanted a Bull Terrier because they wanted to be Bull Terriers."
Happily, most people who end up with Bull Terriers want them for better
reasons. But as the saying goes, there's no free elan. The Bull Terrier
is difficult to rear. Definitely it's own creature and oftentimes downright
weird. Yet the breed possesses that quality found in the rarest of people-
a kind of natural class and amazing grace that cannot be missed and
cannot be faked. Having a Bull Terrier around, with it's very specific
gravity, serves as a reminder there is nothing quite so stylish as being
just exactly what you are.
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